Top signs that you're a christian

12 - Mommy and Daddy are scared of Jebus, and so I will be too!

11 - You've been told that the Bible holds all information and knowledge that is available now and in the future and you're stupid enough to believe it.

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -- including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of your imaginary God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a Christian.

Celebrating July 4th

If you are of the white or black race:

When you go out and celebrate July 4th this year I want you to realize just what it is you are celebrating.

You're celebrating the taking over this land from it's original owners, (The Native American Indians)

You're celebrating the wholesale and wantan killing of innocent people whom already discovered and owned this land.

You are celebrating the murder of little children, mothers, fathers, grandparents, cousins, uncles and aunts.

You proudly put up your captured American flag and shoot fireworks to signify the sounds of war and victory.

You proudly sing with your chest puffed out God Bless America, because a book with a false god, issued the white man the power to come over here and take any land that "he" claims that "he" discovered.

All because "he" (the white man) claims to be superior to other human beings just because he claims to be a Christian.

It's way too damned late to realize this fact, this country has had hundreds of years to revel in christianity and to propagate it's lies as truth.

They were showing paintings this morn. on TV in the white house, one with Pocahontas being converted to christianity and being baptized by Christopher Columbus, a white christian zealot, as her brother watched frowning upon her stupidity.

This is where xtianity originated in America, the white man brought over here with him his self-righteous religious bible book.

This is mainly overlooked and covered up because the majority of Americans up until recently, have been of the white race.

This land was stolen from it's original owners and the Indians were murdered and run onto reservations, under the guise of a xtain god and his faithful xtain servants.

All of the paintings in the white house are of great white men put on pedestals for having come over here and set up their form of democracy, yet they still clung to their xtain beliefs.

It is sweept under the rug because it makes the white man appear to be inhumane and a murderer, which is true and they (the white man) used the bible (gods divine will, Deuteronomy) to justify the killing of the indigenous peoples.

Columbus wasn't looking for America, he had no idea that the American continent was here, he thought that he had arrived at the West Indies, hence calling the indigenous peoples "Indians".

If he had been following a god's will he would have known there existed a new land between Spain and the West Indies.

Columbus was a freakin idiot, which goes along with the term Christian.

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL