End of time nonsense!

Well it's official, the date to the end of the world as we know it has been officially prophesied!

Biblical scholar Harold Camping (http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl18.htmhas) made his official prediction.

2011-MAY-21 Harold Camping, President of Family Radio, predicts that "we can know from the Bible alone that the date of the rapture of believers will take place on" 2011-MAY-2011. His previous estimate was 1994-SEP-06 which seems to have failed. Some of his followers gathered around dressed in their Sunday best and carrying their Bibles open to the sky, but were disappointed.
His reasoning for this new date is:
"The number 5 ... equals "atonement." 10 is "completeness." 17 means "heaven."Christ was executed on 33-APR-01. The interval from that date to 2011-APR-01 is exactly 1,978 years. 1,978 multiplied by 365.2422 days (the average number of days in each solar year) = 722,449 days, Add an arbitrary 51 days brings the total days since Jesus' execution to: 722,500 which will occur on 2011-MAY-21.
Now, (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500. This can be interpreted as: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared.
Unfortunately, the date of Jesus' execution by the Roman occupation army is not known. Dates range from the year 29 to 33. However, if Camping's computational process is correct but is based on the wrong year, then the rapture would have already happened.
Camping said: "Five times 10 times 17 is telling you a story. It's the story from the time Christ made payment for your sins until you're completely saved." 7

So I propose a wager to Mr. Harold Camping

I am willing to bet $1,000,000 (one million US dollars) to Mr. Camping that May 21st, 2011 will not be the end of the world as he has foolishly predicted.

Now If I am wrong, I will owe Mr.Camping one million dollars and will be burning in hell, but if he is wrong, he will need to send $1,000,000 payable in cash to me receivable on May 22, 2011

What do I have to lose? Nothing! If I loose, I'll be indisposed in hell and he'll get eternal life with jebus, but if he is wrong, I'll expect to gain one million bucks, and he'll be the laughing jackass brunt of jokes for the rest of his life...deal or no deal?

My walk away from Atheism and Now my walk with Jebus

I was once an Atheist, I never committed any serious crimes, I always treated people fair and just, just like I wanted to be treated, I never even thought of stealing or robbing a bank or molesting little girls or boys why? Because I've always known it was wrong, How did I already know this? Because people are put here by no choice of their own and it's just not right to violate other people rights. But now, since my walk with Jesus, I am saved, I gave my heart to Jesus, and now I can commit any crime, I can lie, cheat, steal, molest children, smoke cigarettes, drink beer, wine, deceieve people, commit adultry, whatever I choose to do, because I now know in my heart, that no matter what crime or sin that I commit against another person or thing, I can always run back to Jesus and get instant forgiveness.

Anyone would be a fool to be an Atheist, when you become a Christian, you have an open rein of sins that you are allowed to commit. The master forgiver is Jesus and he is ready to forgive you 24-7. Don't worry about the laws of the land written by men, it's Jesus that holds the key to forgiveness and eternal justice.

The Ten Commandments do not mean I cannot break any of them, it just means that they were written so I can get instant forgiveness for any of them.

Now I'm preaching the gospel of Jesus Christ, for now I can do no wrong, I can now pretend to be pious and righteous and above others that do not believe as I do in the eyes of God, I'll never go back to Atheism.

The only unpardonable sin is for non-belief in Jesus.

I now agree with Saul/Paul, if I can invent my own personal savior and convince other people that he is real, then how can I ever do anything wrong? Would a serial killer such a Saul/Paul tell a lie about his vision of Jesus, of course not!

Now, I can't do no wrong because I am a Christian!

The precise formula for an old fashion crucifixion

The Bible is considered the absolute truth here in America, there must be a combination of set motions one must follow in order to complete the transformation of one's soul from sinner to a better sinner than before sinner, therefore pretending to cleanse one's soul from a dead man's body from all evil and wickedness by crucifixion.

The ten steps for your own personal savior is listed below:

1. Take a period in time where complete ignorance and superstition is rampant like now, 2010.

2. Add a group of uneducated imbeciles willing to believe anything they are told.

3. Include a man who has been born of a virgin, and is willing to volunteer for the job (Jesus), someone who has foolishly been convinced that he is a god.

4. Make this man carry his own cross to his crucifixion.

5. Flog him, spit on him, curse him, put a crown of thorns on his head.

6. Drive nails in his hands, have him sup vinegar, poke him with sword.

7. Make him hang on the cross for three days until he's dead.

8. You now have a your own personal savior, who is willing to save your soul regardless of what sin or crime you may commit, as long as you believe in him.

9. If you believe any of that idiotic nonsense, you can now proclaim that you are a christian.

10. You have now brandished yourself as a complete fool.

The Christian psychotic fallacy

Christians claim there is a loving god whom created the entire universe in just six days and they claim this god watches over them and protects them through their prayers and worship, and Christians think it is necessary to continually tell this god how wonderful he is with praise and song...BUT!!!

But if this god has the power to create the entire universe in just six days, yet this god has no control to stop one tiny wicked man, named Adolf Hitler from murdering this gods own favorite people, (over six million Jews).

Would you foolishly continue to worship and praise a god that would sit idly by and let a person bulldoze your entire family into a ditch while they are still alive and do absolutely nothing to prevent it, although this god could prevent it from happening if he/she wanted to, or if they existed??

Is that the type of loving god you pretend to worship, a do nothing god??

The invisible and the nonexistent look exactly alike!

Approximately 1.5 million children and babies were murdered, either shot at point blank by machine guns or buried alive and perhaps some of them were raped or beheaded or run over by bulldozers or murdered with nerve gas.

Jesus is supposedly quoted as saying "It would be better if a millstone were hung around a one's neck, than to hurt one of gods little children." BS!!!!
If there was a loving Jesus who concerned himself with little children, he would not have allowed this to happen to them, it should be obvious to anyone, that there does not exist a loving nor caring, god nor Jesus.

Over 2.5 million women were murdered either shot at point blank or starved to death and brutally raped, sometimes sex was traded for extra food, pregnant women and girls, the elderly, beheaded or thrust through with swords or buried alive or murdered with nerve gas.

Over 3 million men, and boys either shot at point blank with machine guns, beheaded or thrust through with swords, starved to death, or buried alive with bulldozers into mass graves or murdered with nerve gas.

Nor could this same god intervene when a moronic imbecile raped and murdered 7 Quaker girls in Pennsylvania, the Quakers who claim to have a closer connection to the bible god than those outside of their religious cult, the bible could have intervened, he didn't so it's all been swept under the rug of self-righteousness.

It should be obvious to anyone with an IQ above a 5 year old child, that there does not exist a caring and loving god or jesus that intervenes in our personal lives as most christians ignorantly claim.

Christians are so brainwashed and afraid of hell and death, they continually make lame excuses and lies for their false make believe man-fabricated-god and jesus, thinking they'll surely be rewarded for their lies and the justification for their do nothing false make believe god and jesus.

Yet christians and their own families get cancer and diseases, are murdered, die horendous deaths in car wrecks or burn to death in plane crashes and still out of mindless fear, they continually praise an invisible do nothing god and jesus out of fear for eternal punishment of a burning hell.

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL