Thanks to the bible god

I'd like to take time to thank the bible god for coming down from heaven (the clouds above) and give us a virgin birth saviour, and only after 4000 years did he devise his brilliant holy plan, so whomever lived and died before the flying dead zombie jew was murdered they are all burning in hell right now. Thanks bible god! You must be so smart.


It pained Him to sacrifice HIS son? Wasn't HIS son actually HIM in the flesh? He sacrificed HIMSELF, to HIMSELF, to appease HIMSELF! For the (SINS) that HE HIMSELF created and allowed to exist in the first place! And, HE didn't stay dead!?! HE suffered for a few hours! And is now back with HIMSELF in HEAVEN, WOW! What amazing sacrifice that must have been! BUT if you do not believe that nonsense, you will go to HELL. What LOVE and COMPASSION? What ridiculous BS!

10 comments:

Deacon Barry said...

A few hours of suffering is nothing compared to what other gods went through. Odin hanged from Yggasdril for nine days, Osiris was trapped in a coffin, before being dismembered. Even that pales into insignificance before the torment of Prometheus who spent thirty years chained to a mountain, having his liver devoured by an eagle.

Corey Bishop said...

FYI, the devil created sin. Shows how much you know.

Steven Bently said...

Really? The bible says that god is the creator of all things. Read Isaiah 45:18 Oh yeah I forgot, Christians don't believe the bible, they believe a preacher over the bible.

Corey Bishop said...

God created everything, including the devil, for a reason. To test your love for him. Apparently, the devil has succeeded on you, because you believe ridiculous BS over the bible.

Deacon Barry said...

To inflict harm on a loved one to test their love is the action of a sociopathic control freak. It is an abusive relationship, and I urge you to get yourself out of it. We're here to help you. I know you love God, like a battered wife loves her violent husband, but it's not worth it. There is a better life outside the bonds of religion. You just have to let go of your childhood conditioning. Don't be afraid, he isn't going to come running after you to drag you back, I promise you.

Steven Bently said...

How sad that people have no more ambition in life than chase after the ghost of a man who has been dead for 2,000 years. There is much more to life than christianity and other forms of religion. What a waste of time. I've got better things to do than concern myself with the spirit of a man who has been long gone from this planet, that is if he ever existed in the first place.

I refuse to waste my precious years on earth just to please some mythical ancient being who nobody can produce solid and credible evidence that this Jesus ever existed in the first place.

Your belief is not based upon fact. It is nothing more than pure speculation based upon some ancient writings that were compiled together called, "The Bible".

I will also say that the idea of having a relationship with a man who is not a living and breathing person here on Earth is absurd. I only desire relationships with living and breathing people who I can communicate with verbally.

Having a relationship with Jesus is no more different than having a relationship with an imaginary friend. I have never found any benefit in having a relationship with the imaginary dead man named Jesus.

f Jesus is real, and if he desires to have a relationship with people, and he wants us to treat him like a person, then I strongly suggest that Jesus starts acting like a person by making himself visible to the human eye, and start communicating in a more effective and practical way instead hiding in the clouds expecting people to be stupid enough to believe in his ghost and a 2,000 year old book. If Jesus is not willing to do so, then that is just too bad for Jesus.

There is no validation Corey, because you cannot prove the validation of Christ, and the bible is once again hear-say. You did not live back then, so you have no proof of "Christ's so called demonstration". Just like every other christian you are relying on an unreliable source.

Jesus has not done anything to demonstrate his so called validation in the year 2007.

You still don't get it Corey, and I guess you will continue to be enslaved to your fear of hell, and damnation. That is the only reason why people like yourself are afraid to give up on christianity. You don't do it, because you love Jesus, you do it because you are scared of the "The Great Manipulator" named God, and you only do it out of your own personal fear of hell, not love.

You are like that battered and abused woman who keeps going back to her abusive husband. She does everything she can to please him, however she does not do it out of love, she does it out of fear of being beaten and abused by her abusive husband.

She acts like she loves him, and she tells him that she loves him, but deep down inside she resents and hates her husband. I believe that to be the same case with many christians. They hate God, however they serve him only out of fear of his wrath.

Any God or spiritual being who has to use manipulation, threats of hell and damnation just to win the loyality and servitude of others is not worth my time. A God like that is truly pathetic.

If it takes putting fear in others just to get them to follow him, then God is not about love.

Corey Bishop said...

You guys are totall wrong.

I love God, because he loved me. Many Christians love God, but temptations get in the way.

Your not here to help me. I'm here to help you, but I guess you guys still don't get it.

Your not glad, or flattered, or thankful that somebody sent their own son to die for you? Let me ask you this: Would you let your son go do that? Didn't think so.

Steven Bently said...

It pained Him to sacrifice HIS son? Wasn't HIS son actually HIM in the flesh? He sacrificed HIMSELF, to HIMSELF, to appease HIMSELF! For the (SINS) that HE HIMSELF created and allowed to exist in the first place! And, HE didn't stay dead!?! HE suffered for a few hours! And is now back with HIMSELF in HEAVEN, WOW! What amazing sacrifice that must have been! BUT if you do not believe that nonsense, you will go to HELL. What LOVE and COMPASSION? What ridiculous BS!

Deacon Barry said...

We don't get it, because there's nothing to get. Jesus was just another unfortunate human being among millions who got crucified by the Romans in the name of national security. He was no more a son of god than you or I. When he died, that was it for him. He can never know the effect his life had on history.
He isn't watching you. He isn't answering your prayers. He doesn't have a relationship with you, because he's been dead for nearly two thousand years.
You wouldn't be able to have any sort of meaningful relationship with a devout adherent of the Church of Corey Bishop living in 4008CE would you? So how could an executed rebel have a relationship with you?

Steven Bently said...

I gasp to think what this world would be like, had a god not dropped down from the clouds above and sacrificed his only beloved begotten son to die for our sins....0h dread...oh dear me!

Why people would be fighting in the streets and killing, murder, rape, assinations, just like the news we see every day.

And he sacrificed his one and only son too and not his only begotten daughter.

Without his son he is nothing, but his son came in to save the day, god and his hell threatining son, what a pair eh?

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL