The precise formula for an old fashion crucifixion

The Bible is considered the absolute truth here in America, there must be a combination of set motions one must follow in order to complete the transformation of one's soul from sinner to a better sinner than before sinner, therefore pretending to cleanse one's soul from a dead man's body from all evil and wickedness by crucifixion.

The ten steps for your own personal savior is listed below:

1. Take a period in time where complete ignorance and superstition is rampant like now, 2010.

2. Add a group of uneducated imbeciles willing to believe anything they are told.

3. Include a man who has been born of a virgin, and is willing to volunteer for the job (Jesus), someone who has foolishly been convinced that he is a god.

4. Make this man carry his own cross to his crucifixion.

5. Flog him, spit on him, curse him, put a crown of thorns on his head.

6. Drive nails in his hands, have him sup vinegar, poke him with sword.

7. Make him hang on the cross for three days until he's dead.

8. You now have a your own personal savior, who is willing to save your soul regardless of what sin or crime you may commit, as long as you believe in him.

9. If you believe any of that idiotic nonsense, you can now proclaim that you are a christian.

10. You have now brandished yourself as a complete fool.