Tearing down fundamental christian stupidity!

Every word and mental idea that you have ever learned since you were born has come from the listening and parroting those very words and ideas spoken by another human being.

If you claim to be a christian, it's because you have been indoctrinated from the beliefs of another christian. You have ignorantly and blindly assumed to believe that someone who calls themselves a christian has found some unrevealed hidden truth that you could not have gotten on your own.

You have been stupid enough to believe that you have been especially chosen to have been placed here on earth by predestination from an invisible god that loves everybody, except those who choose not to believe in his son, which is himself disguised as himself.

Stupid christians quotes:

Invite Jesus into your heart!

My heart and prayers goes out to you!

I'll pray for you!

Have you been saved by the blood of the lamb?

You're going to hell, but I'm saved!

I have a relationship with god.

I have faith in Jesus.

Satan also believes in Jesus.

I love my church.

I love my pastor.

God bless you.

Have a very blessed day!

Let the one without sin cast the first stone.

Christian aren't perfect, just saved.

Do you know where you will spend eternity? No! and neither do you!

You think that because you have been specially chosen to have this revelation of truth revealed to you by other christians, that you are above others because of your ignorant beliefs.

While being blinded to the fact that you're a self-righteous jerk ass-hole!

Just because everyone at your church licks your ass clean out on Sundays, this confirms to you in your mind that you are absolutely correct in your silly stupid ignorant beliefs.

You love how the church makes you feel, all pious and righteous inside.

You're so shallow and self-centered that you don't have enough sense to realize that it is recognition and praise that you're looking for, recognition or praise that you did not receive in times that you thought that you deserved recognition or praise for something that you either said or did while growing up as a child.

You want to be thought of and seen as a great religious figure, or as great goodwill ambassador to change and save the world from hell though your silly ancient 2000 year old beliefs.

You have been told that if you can convert someone to join or agree with your silly christian beliefs, that you will receive a reward in heaven by the utmost authority on high, that's the only reason you go out of your way trying to convince as many people that you can that you are in fact a christian. But you're only fooling yourself, that's why you love your church because so many like you have also fallen for the stupidity of fundamental christianity.

Or if you don't get the praise or recognition that you're looking for, then you're ready to condemn people to hell and if you don't find the recognition and praise you're looking for at your church, then you'll look for another church, this happens constantly by christians switching churches, switching pastors, members switching memberships, etc.

How much a bigger fool can someone who claims to be a christian get?

Stupid imbecile church sign slogans, I've read driving down the road:

"God sends us faith so that we will believe in him."

"God answers knee mail."

"Seven days without prayer makes one weak."

" Ch__ch, What is missing? You are."

"How will you spend eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?"

"Satan wants to control you, God wants to help you."

"Get right, or get left."

"The Bible doesn't need to be rewritten, it needs to be re-read."

"Sinners redeemed...Apply within."

"One day it will all be worthwhile."

"This is a school house for heaven."

"Turn or Burn."

"We stand tallest when we're on our knees."

"God won't give you more that you can handle."

"Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."

"Come in for a faith lift."

My church sign...

Come in and pretend to eat a dead man's felsh and drink his blood!!!

Stupid is as Stupid does!!