The none-believers pledge

Say this pledge!

I ____________________, do hereby to this day forward pledge not to believe in 2000 year old ignorant nonsense that is touted today in this era as absolute truth that was written down in a book over 2 millennium ago. I hereby pledge not to be manipulated nor cajoled into believing in invisible deities, ghosts, spooks, angels, demons, devils, saviors, prayers, miracles, souls, blessings, virgin births, preachers, life after death, NDE's, heaven, hell, witches, spells, visions, prophets, apparitions and assorted nonsense that purported as truth because it was written down by broken down drunken and drugged up goat and sheep herders of their day.

I also state that I am a person of sound mind and use my own common sense and I do not fool easily nor do I cater to, nor bow down to emotional pleading and psuedo religious authority, I think with my mind and not my emotions, nor do I think with my internal feelings. I also refuse to be manipulated by what a majority of people want me to foolishly believe is true.