Bumpersticker slogans

Christians aren't perfect! They're just imbeciles!

If you could reason with christians there would be no christians.

So you really want to see Jesus??
Just keep honking that fucking horn!

I just ran over your dogma with my karma!
And so it came to pass on the third day, Jesus farted and he did rise!
And so God rested on the seventh day, and it's damn a good thing too,
because what else was he about to fuck up?
Bend over and invite Jesus into your heart!

Jesus Fucking Christ! Get out of my damn way!

When someone is suffering from a delusion it's called mental insanity, when a group of people are suffering from a delusion it's called a religion.

Even God is an Atheist

Saul/Paul says, "A serial killer can be trusted and would never tell a lie!"

Religions offer an excuse for truth when dealing with things in reality, it's called "Faith".

The wisdom of your god is foolishness to me.

I believe the Bible just in case it happens to be true.

Allah Allah Akbar!!! May someone shove Mohammad up Allah's nasty rotten ass. 

Fervently pray for Satan's salvation!

Belief in a god is an ignorant excuse for absolutely everything.

Prayer restores things except bones, teeth, hair, hearing, old age, etc. well nothing actually!

The father condems me but the son want's to save me and they're the same dude?

Jesus says, " I knocked up my own mom to save you from your sins."

To mention the word pray or prayer in any sentence or context shows that you're an ignorant brain-washed imbecile.

It's better to remain silent and be perceived a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

"Religions offer great comfort for people in a world torn apart by religion." - John Stewart

Buybull - god just adores people praise especially from religious imbeciles.

You pray for me, and I'll think for you!

Religions were invented to unscroupusly steal your money.

I would rather spend eternity with 72 virgins than with a 2000 year old smelly hippie.

Religion is the symptom of a deep-seated mental illness.

Religion is a reflection of your mental IQ.

Allah is love that's why he wants to kill all christians.

Buybull - god loves everybody that's why he wants to send everyone except christians to hell.

I can be saved from hell for 10% of my money.

The bible is true because grandma and Billy Graham said it is.

Religion is pure bull-shit but you are too a coward to stand up to it.

America, the land of religious idiots.

A god nor jesus ever wrote one word of the bible, I wonder why?

I'm soooo afraid of an invisible ghost named jesus.

Fuck Jebus!

Bible god knows how many hairs is on your head, he is also very concerned about male circumcision.

Buybull god just loves people to sing and raise their hands up towards the sky and pretend they are talking to a god.

Bible - god is a praise whore.

Any religion where you are coerced by threats to believe their doctrine is a cult.

Without perpetrating ignorance, religions cannot survive.

The people making the rules are not following the rules!

To announce that you're a christian say's that, "You're totally brain dead!"

The Bible god loves the smell of burning flesh, so get ready christians!

God loves everybody that's why he allows children to get cancer and be burned up in cars and shot to death in school, he especially loves Jews.

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL