To the passing christian

To believe what an Atheist or a nonbeliever has to say, first you will have to admit that you are wrong and secondly that you were lied to by either your parents or kin or by the flamboyant preacher down the road. So low and behold, you certainly wouldn't want to do that. That would mean going against all the millions of what others have been taught to think too.


Samson being the strongest man to have ever lived, killed over 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass!

The christian says!

But they were Philistines and against god, who cares if they were gay cheerleaders?

What happened to: "Thou shall not kill?" Oh, but thats OK, if the Bible god wants it done.

King Solomon was the greatest ruler to have ever lived, yet he had over 700 wives and over 300 concubines.

What happened to: "Thou shalt not commit adultry?"

The christian says:

It's OK god liked him, but you're going to hell.

Jesus, the little boy that was god in disguise, born from a virgin, born in a barn.

Jesus gets dragged through the streets, spit on, cursed at and crucified on a stick, and that helps save souls.

Crucifying a god disguised as a man, this saves souls from hell.

1 comment:

Lorena said...

'What happened to: "Thou shalt not commit adultry?"'

This is one of my favourites. As God himself commands people to commit adultery in the old testament, where married men were commanded to have sex with the sister-in-law, when the husband died.

Imagine that! It is a horrible thing that the husband died. But now the woman is supposed to have sex with her stinky brother-in-law? I know I would rather die.

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL