Imagine that!

The Bible god about two millennium ago, realized that souls needed to be saved from the sins that were committed by Adam and Eve, sins from which the Bible god allowed to permeate in the first place.

So god sent his sperm down from heaven via an angel to inseminate a virgin girl so he could walk the Earth as a god but disguised as a human being, performed a few miracles and lived 32 years then was crucified returned to Heaven and now lives with himself, on the right hand side of himself in paradise.

So the Bible god returned back to god status from where he started from in the first place, wasn't much of a sacrifice, would you agree?

And now will send people to hell for not believing that he came to Earth disguised as his own son.

Imagine that!

I used to set in church on Sundays and wonder to myself, "Why would anyone remotely take a chance in not believing in god and go to hell? I would wonder why would anyone like Marilyn Murray O'Hara openly profess to be an atheist? I was constantly reminded by our pastor that Atheists or anyone that did not believe in the Christian doctrine were destined for certain hell fire punishment. I was wondering why would anyone reject the gift of eternal salvation when all anyone had to do is openly confess the Lord Jesus Christ as their personal savior with their mouths, how much trouble and inconvenience could that be to anyone?

Since I was entrenched in religion at a very young age, it didn't even occur to me to question the Biblical teachings. I thought, hadn't Christianity always been around, had not god always existed and that he just could not convince everyone that he and his son was in charge of everything and he needed and desired constant praise and worship and he just needed witnesses to help him spread his holy gospel of salvation.

While sitting in church, I would think my my, wouldn't it be nice if the Lord Jesus came back now while I was sitting there in the house of God, even if I wasn't fully convinced it was all true, I knew in my mind that I was secure just by being in God's house, if anything happened that would require me to lose my life at that instant, that God would be looking after me just because I happened to be in the right place at the right time and would surely be protected for just being in God's holy house of truth.

Now almost 50 years later, when I can fully recognize the hypocrisy and the ridiculous and insane teachings and unjust actions of other so called Christians and pastors, I now realize I was badly misled, I was in fact lied to, it wasn't even a good lie, it was a lie that has been handed down from generation to generation of white people whom came over to this country and stole this land from it's original owners, (the red-skinned human beings that were here first), the one's that never heard of the Bible God nor Jesus, the one's that had no reason to believe in such nonsense that was written thousands of years ago by Arabs, who no doubt were using hallucinogenic drugs and wrote down what they imagined in their minds during their drug experience and called it inspired by a god.

Now I realize that religions are a jet-powered lie with flames shooting out of it's tail, that cannot be stopped, because it's an infectious disease that is spread from human to human by using metaphoric affirmations with emotional appeal that appears to the unsuspecting person as the Bible claims for itself as being the absolute truth, when all along it's just a total lie.

It's a lie that is easily passed on and indoctrinated to children, indoctrinated just like the native language in your area is spoken, when a 5 year old child can speak it's native language fluently without having ever read a book on the subject, this is called indoctrination by association and verbal mimicry of word sounds, thus too, mimicry of religious metaphoric affirmations and religious beliefs.

By constantly hearing religious affirmations from adults, this confirms in a young persons mind of it's validity, they think that those religious affirmations must surely be true, otherwise surely grown adults would not intentionally mislead anyone would they?

Perhaps grown adults would not intentionally mislead anyone, except for that they too were mislead themselves by their parents before them and their grand parents mislead their parents before them.

In the end, the Bible is used to justify the killing of the red-skinned human beings that were here first and owned this land and was mostly killed off by the white man using his salvation Bible and religion as justification for killing most of all the native indigenous peoples and stealing their land and it has been handed down from white generation to white generation that the Bible is the absolute truth, which is a total lie.

It has been told that it was through the will of God that Christopher Columbus had discovered America, which is a total lie because he thought that he had found the West Indies, that's why he called the human beings already here, Indians, he didn't label them Americans, he wasn't looking for America, he was looking for a trade route shortcut to the West Indies, by taking a huge chance that he and his crew would fall off of the edge of the flat earth.

And we American white supremacists have the gall to say, "God Bless America" after the wholesale killing of innocent Native American Indians and their whole families and run them adrift from their own land.

Yeah just keep believing the Bible because a Christian can do no wrong, how can they when they have their God in waiting to forgive them for any wrong done to another human being, a Christian can lie, cheat, steal, rape, kill, maim, and destroy whole tribes of human beings and immediately get instant forgiveness from their make-believe saviour Jesus Christ whom awaits 24/7 to award them their forgiveness.

This is why Christianity is so prevalent in America, the Bible was brought over here by a brainwashed numbskull Christian, named Christopher Columbus.

24 comments:

Miss Vicki said...

Ooh you've got me screaming and laughing outloud behind that one!

The insanity behind a Christian's belief of their Bible, if at any point of time just for argument sake the Bible was true and real, man put his hands in it and rendered it useless.

They tainted it - edited to their appropriate version for whatever cause they wanted to conquer thru Christian Hate.

The Bible if ever real has been crucified by man's rewriting of. Hell, if Jesus showed up in the flesh they would rewrite an edit him to their likings.

Nothing makes me any sicker than a religious holier than thou you know what Bible toting lying a$$ Christian.

Steven Bently said...

Exactly, there is an intelligent human being out there not afraid to leave a response. One out of about 4000 not bad :-( Thank You M.V.

JayBird's Joint said...

Stop, Stop, Stop with the misconceptions....their killing me...read this instead.

http://www.carm.org/questions/rewritten.htm

Steven Bently said...

Har...har!

Carm would be better off saying that the Bible was translated a thousand times by broken down drunken sailors, then to claim it was copied close to orginal.

Go read Hebrews ch: 8, 9, 10

Then come back and tell me a sane intelligent person wrote that nonsense.

JayBird's Joint said...

I told you before, you cannot understand God nor can you grasp the concept the God's Spirit lives in believers in your current condition, it is only for the spiritually discerned. You must humble yourself for starters...

(1 Cor. 2:14)
But a natural man does not accept the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually appraised.

Your line of communication with God is broken, you are unable to hear what God is saying to you... Fix it and you will be able to understand it...

Steven Bently said...

"Go read Hebrews ch: 8, 9, 10

Then come back and tell me a sane intelligent person wrote that nonsense."

You didn't come back and tell me an intelligent sane person wrote that, so I can only assume an insane ignorant person wrote that, just as it would take an insane and ignorant person to believe it.

JayBird's Joint said...

I've read the book of Hebrews many times, Of course a sane intelligent person wrote it...do you believe I would think differently?
The passages you fliping over describes the superior sacrifice of Christ...which I'm SURE you know nothing about, nor can you in your current condition.

JayBird's Joint said...

As for your post,
"It has been told that it was through the will of God that Christopher Columbus had discovered America, which is a total lie because he thought that he had found the West Indies..."

If you studied anything about Columbus you would know that he never even touched what is now America, only the Caribbean, Nevertheless, It doesn't matter what he thought he found. Through the will of God he did find the "New World".

And it is amazing how you narrow the fate of the American Indians down to Christians....how pitiful, please buy yourself an American History book and read it, because almost everything you spew is even denied by secular "nonchristian" experts.

Steven Bently said...

Sorry to tell you but, you have been a victim of religious propaganda, all americans have been a victim.

See here:

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21219785&postID=6710388033912398243

JayBird's Joint said...

Thanks for your opinion, and i'm sorry to tell you that you are a duped victim of postmodernism. You do not have even a basic understanding of biblical principles.

Steven Bently said...

Ahh but you are so wrong.

I understand that the Bible was written by men to forgive men and to deceive men, it's all about men.

Women are considered less than men, yet they have mens' babies and bring forth great rulers, while women are not worthy of mention.

Who wrote the Bible? Men
Who starts wars? Men
Who forces themselves sexually on to women? Men
Who rapes girls and women? Men

The Bible was written by men to justify every wrong done to another human being.

If you deny that statement above, then there is no truth in you.

You've got a long way to go, but you would prefer to think that you are in the right!

You cannot admit that you could be wrong.

You would prefer to believe in Holy Ghosts as opposed to unholy ghosts.

Why can't you see the nonsense in Ghosts, spirits, virgin births, miracles, angels, evil spirits, talking snakes, talking bushes, etc.

You want to believe in:

* a god that no one has ever seen
* Adam and Eve that no one has ever seen
* a talking snake that no one has ever seen
* a talking bush that no one has ever seen
* a boat full of millions of animals, built by a drunkard with no proof
* Holy Ghosts that no one has ever seen
* sacrificing animals for invisible sins
* evil spirits that no one has ever seen
* angels that no one has ever seen
* miracles that no one has ever seen
* blessings that no one has ever seen
* devil that no one has ever seen
* a flying undead god-man-jesus whom no one outside of a book written by men has ever seen

You want someone to believe in the unbelievable like you do so you will not feel so stupid for having been duped by 2000 year old goat herders. I understand this!

JayBird's Joint said...

"Who wrote the Bible? Men"

Sure by the inspiration of God....elementary.


"Who starts wars? Men"

And? This happens today...sinful men! like yourself.

"Who forces themselves sexually on to women? Men

Sure the Bible admits the sins of all.


"Who rapes girls and women? Men"

Ummm....isn't this the same as the last? It is evident that Atheists commit more rapes than Christians.


"The Bible was written by men to justify every wrong done to another human being.

If you deny that statement above, then there is no truth in you."

How Sad....
Number 1--Your wrong again Steven. I got an Idea. How about you read the Bible and then tell me why it was written. For the time being search the word "Revelation"

Number 2--You don't know what Truth is.


"You would prefer to believe in Holy Ghosts as opposed to unholy ghosts."

So- you would prefer to believe in unholy ghosts?

"Why can't you see the nonsense in Ghosts, spirits, virgin births, miracles, angels, evil spirits, talking snakes, talking bushes, etc."

Of course this sounds silly to you. As I stated earlier, You do not even have a Basic understanding of the Bible. You are spiritually blind. And beside all this you have absolutly no explaination for the origin of existance....especially since you disagee with not only my belief system, but that of our common would in Evolution.
You believe in nothing.......very convincing argument Steven...I'm sure your parents are proud!

Steven Bently said...

Why do I need an explanation for our existance? I do not care, why should you?

You believe that your ancestors come off a boat filled with animals...ha ha ha

What makes you having a belief better than anyone else? Becuase you have been told that having a belief that you are better, only because this is what you have been told.

JayBird's Joint said...

"Why do I need an explanation for our existance? I do not care, why should you?"

You do not care? If you don't care you wouldn't be so concerned with Christian's explanation for an existance, would you?...I know you are concerned...


"What makes you having a belief better than anyone else? Becuase you have been told that having a belief that you are better, only because this is what you have been told."

I have? Who told me I'm better for having a belief? No one...I go where the evidence take me, rather than what people tell me.

Steven Bently said...

You have evidence???

Show me a Holy Spirit or

* a god that no one has ever seen
* Adam and Eve that no one has ever seen
* a talking snake that no one has ever seen
* a talking bush that no one has ever seen
* a boat full of millions of animals, built by a drunkard with no proof
* Holy Ghosts that no one has ever seen
* sacrificing animals for invisible sins
* evil spirits that no one has ever seen
* angels that no one has ever seen
* miracles that no one has ever seen
* blessings that no one has ever seen
* devil that no one has ever seen
* a flying undead god-man-jesus whom no one outside of a book written by men has ever seen
* a hell that no one has ever seen
* a heaven that no one has ever seen

Where's your evidence, in a book?

Harry Potter is in a book too, I guess he's real that's your evidence..ha ha

A belief is not a fact...period.

All you have is a belief without any evidence.

Steven Bently said...

Believing in religion is being dishonest with yourself, this is self explanitory. It's self deception. A lie, a falsehood that you want to believe. One that is not willng to admit that they have been lied to by the people whom they thought were the must trust worthy people. To admit that they have been lied to by parents, grandparents, teachers, preachers, doctors, lawyers, televangelists, political leaders, kinfolks, because we have all been lied to.

JayBird's Joint said...

There is plenty of historical, geographical, archaeological and scientific evidence, however you must be willing to research it.

No serious historian would deny that a man named Jesus lived in Palistine 2000 years ago and had a large following.
It is evidence such as this that you absolutly have to ignore, because it caused so much trouble for you.
Your silly arguments are handpicked around large amounts of evidence that you have no idea how to answer.
Here is a good place to start....

http://biblicalarcheology.net/

Steven Bently said...

From biblicalarcheology.net

"For example, it is not possible to verify whether Abraham uttered each one of the statements attributed to him. However, if the historical existence of Abraham, the cities mentioned in connection with Abraham, and the information in general are found to be true, this is considered sufficient proof that the narratives related to Abraham are true. This is the standard procedure for proof followed in all legal and historical practices."

Just the mentioning of those cities is sufficient proof for the believer to believe such as jaybird, that whom wants so much to believe in invisible ghosts, angels, virgin births, etc.

Dude, that garbage was written 2000years ago.

You have to consider the mind set of people living 2000 years ago, no education, those people were on mind altering drugs, they were sheep herders.


I don't know how to wake you people up from the nonsense written in the Bible, you cannot awake people whom do not want to be awaken.

What would you do had you never heard of the BIble?

Would you go jump off a cliff?

Would you cut up babies?

Would you throw bricks off of overpasses?

Would you start wild fires?

Try to imagine what would you do had you never heard of the Bible.

The Native American Indians had never heard of the bible, are they here now?

JayBird's Joint said...

What would I do? Try to find the answer to our existance....why because there is too much information left unanswered...I know...you care for nothing, however, most people do.

Look what has happened after God was removed from schools:


Young People

1. For 15 years before 1963 pregnancies in girls ages 15 through 19 years had been no more than 15 per thousand After 1963 pregnancies increased 187% in the next 15 years.

2. For younger girls, ages 10 to 14 years, pregnancies since 1963 are up 553%.

3. Before 1963 sexually transmitted diseases among students were 400 per 100,000. Since 1963, they were up 226% in the next 12 years.


The Family

1. Before 1963 divorce rates had been declining for 15 years. After 1963 divorces increased 300% each year for the next 15 years.

2. Since 1963 unmarried people living together is up 353%

3. Since 1963 single parent families are up 140%.

4. Since 1963 single parent families with children are up 160%.


Education

1. The educational standard of measure has been the SAT scores. SAT scores had been steady for many years before 1963. From 1963 they rapidly declined for 18 consecutive years, even though the same test has been used since 1941.

2. In 1974-75 the rate of decline of the SAT scores decreased, even though they continued to decline. That was when there was an explosion of private religious schools. There were only 1000 Christian schools in 1965. Between 1974 to 1984 they increased to 32,000.

a. That could have an impact if the private schools had higher SAT scores. In checking with the SAT Board it was found that indeed the SAT scores for private schools were nearly 100 points higher than public schools.

b. In fact the scores were at the point where the public schools had been before their decline started in 1963 when prayer and Bible reading/ instruction was removed from the schools.

c. The scores in the public schools were still declining.

3. Of the nation's top academic scholars, three times as many come from private religious schools, which operate on one-third the funds as do the public schools.


The Nation

1. Since 1963 violent crime has increased 544%.

3. Illegal drugs have become an enormous & uncontrollable problem.

2. The nation has been deprived of an estimated 30 million citizens through legal abortions just since 1973.

http://www.inplainsite.org/what_happened_when_the_praying.html#What%20Happened


I know nothing matters to you but, Is this just a conincidence? Did this just happen to occur at the very time God was removed?
Of course not, God is intricatly involved in our lives and will give you what you want. Atheists want Him out? No problem...find a solution to life's problems on your own...Humans never learn...

Steven Bently said...

Before 1492, there were no schools, there was no need for schools, there were no Sat scores, there was no divorce, there was no white man and his book of selfrighteous rules, there were no black people, there was not a church, there was not a preacher, no one was born out of wedlock, there were no illegal drugs, there were no GUNS, very few diseases,
who brought this horrible plague over here?

Answer:

THE WHITE MAN WHO ALSO BROUGHT ALONG HIS SELFRIGHTOUS RELIGIOUS GOD BOOK AND HE BROUGHT ALONG HIS BLACK LESS-THAN HUMAN SLAVES WITH HIM

Who brought god over here to America, could not god walk or swim over here on his own? Is the Bible God that inept that he cannot be known except through the pages of a book, a book that the white man chose to bring over here with him?

Had the white man brought with him the qu'ran, chances are that both of us would be praising allah and defending the qu'ran, just like you are trying to defend the Bible.

***************************************************
BREAKING NEWS....THIS IS REAL AND TRUE!!! May 29, 2008

They have recently discovered a new tribe of people's in Brazil, whom have never before seen a WHITE MAN, shouldn't you or a CHRISTAIN immediately run down there and tell them about the gospel of Jesus and save their souls from hell?

Seriously think about this, they have never seen or heard of the Bible, Jesus, Satan, Heaven or Hell, in 2008, the 21st century,
how have they survived through all these years without ever hearing of God or Jesus or Allah and Mohammad?

I would like to have a true and honest answer from you?

Do you honestly think that they are destined for hell just because they have never heard of God or Jesus? How about all their relatives that have died before them and never heard of God or Jesus?

And please do not come back and say, well we just do not know the mind of god, or his divine will, that is a cheap useless xtian cop-out! Please spare me such nonsense!

OK, here's the link:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24880941/?GT1=43001

Steven Bently said...

Ya stupid jerk!

JayBird's Joint said...

No answer for my comments and statistics? only name calling....what a weak atheist, no challenge...

Miss Vicki said...

Woo Hoo and LOL! I just had to come back and take a look at this.

Talk about lost sheep - baa baa baa.

Peace Mr. Bently!

Steven Bently said...

Yeah JB tried to derail my comments just like all fundies do, typical mindless scared of Jeebus sheep.

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL