How to be a "Perfect Christian"

Never question any Biblical teachings.

Always believe every word any preacher says.

Always take your wallet with money or check with you to church.

Leave your self-righteous gospel tracks around town.

Never forget to tell everyone you meet, you are in deed a Christian.

Ask people which church they belong to, and always tell them that your church is the best one there is.

Always brag about your church and preacher out loud in public, so other people will know and incidentally hear that you belong to a church.

Put religious and praise stickers on all your vehicles.

Make derogatory and condescending remarks about people whom do not go to church, or believe the same as you.

Foolishly tell people you will pray for them.

2 comments:

JayBird said...

“Make derogatory and condescending remarks about people whom do not go to church, or believe the same as you.”

Kind of like what you are doing right now?

Hypocrite…

Steven Bently said...

You're the perfect example of christianity.

I womder if the first word you learned to speak was "hypocrite"?

No, it was heard by you from other people repeating it from a 2000 year old bouk.

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL