Jesus - the super power of the universe

There is nothing that Jesus cannot do.
He can save souls
He can walk on water
He can turn water into wine
He can heal the sick
He can make the blind see
He can conquer death
He can go to hell and return to tell about it
He knows what every person is thinking
He can enter a persons heart
He can read a persons heart
He knows what is in every one's heart
He can knock on your heart's door
He can perform miracles
He can send people to hell
He can do tasks on the Sabbath
He can ride a donkey
He can carry a cross
He knows how many hairs is on every one's head
He can send pigs over a cliff
He can curse a fig tree
He can only do what people says he can do

What Jesus cannot do

He cannot make himself visible
He cannot speak english
He cannot speak to anyone living today
He cannot write any words in the Bible
He cannot prove that he exists
He cannot reveal himself to anyone
He cannot heal an amputee
He cannot intervene with history
He cannot save children from being raped
He cannot save starving children
He cannot answer any prayers
He cannot quench his thirst for money
He cannot do anything, therefore he does not exist
Jesus is a man-made lie
Jesus is the product of man-made lies to instill unnecessary fear in people and to openly steal their money

10 comments:

JayBird said...

"He cannot make himself visible"

Sure He can, John 1:14

"He cannot reveal himself to anyone"

Sure He can, Acts 9:3-6.

"He cannot heal an amputee"

Sure He can, He can even raise the dead, John 11: 43-44.

Don't confuse cannot with does not. Sure Jesus can do anything within His nature...but, He does not necessarily will Himself to do everything.

You do not even have a basic understanding of the Bible.

Bring it...

Steven Bently said...

He cannot even write one word of scripture in a dusty old ancient book, this I understand.

Christianity makes one a prisoner of their own mind, which is self evident by you, JB.


I'll burn a goat for you!

JayBird said...

"He cannot even write one word of scripture in a dusty old ancient book, this I understand."

No, not "cannot". It is because He "did not". He is the Word (John 1:1).

"Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman." - Francis Thompson


"Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist there is no God." - Heywood Broun

"Atheism is a crutch for those who cannot bear the reality of God." - Tom Stoppard

"A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion." - Sir Francis Bacon

"An atheist is a man who believes himself an accident." — Francis Thompson

"To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny." - Joseph Addison

"Man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell." -C.S. Lewis

Steven Bently said...

You JB are an Atheist, if you do not believe in Zeus, Mirthra, Thor, Allah, etc., you are in fact an Atheist to those gods.


Christianity makes one a prisoner(a paranoid schizophrenic) in their own mind. - Steven Bently

JayBird said...

Wrong again, my agnostic friend. There is no such thing as an Atheist...You are at the least and agnostic.
Even if there were, the word Atheist means lack of belief in God...any god. I do believe in one God...because there is only one God. None others exist.

Good bye my agnostic friend.

Steven Bently said...

"None others exist."

Therefore you are an Atheist to those gods that you say do not exist...ha ha ha

You are an Atheist

JayBird said...

None exist...except one...

Can't be an Atheist and believe in one...HA!

Steven Bently said...

You cannot believe in one god and be an Atheist to the other man made gods without being an Atheist!

Want to see an atheist? Look in a mirror!

JayBird said...

"You cannot believe in one god and be an Atheist to the other man made gods without being an Atheist!"

I can't believe that of all things, I have to teach you what you think you are...

Atheist:
"a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings."

An Atheist has no belief in any god.

A = no
Theos = god

"no god"

Catching on?


So, to believe in even one god, excludes that individual from being an Ah-theist.


(if atheism happened to exist)..hahaha!

Steven Bently said...

JB...("Atheist: a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.")



JB...("None others exist.") result, an Atheist to all other gods.

JB...("None exist...except one...") result, Atheist to all gods except one, the one you have chose to believe in, result an Atheist.

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL