The Bible UFO Connection

Gods, UFOs, and the BibleTheologian and author Patrick Cooke discussed how his research counters the notion that aliens have been mistaken for gods. Cooke contends that gods have been mistaken for aliens. Powerful gods or "Elohiym" traveled to Earth in spacecraft or UFOs; also associated with these vehicles were the "Malak," angels who serve the gods, he said. In the Bible, UFOs are depicted as clouds, transporting angels and gods. They are able to descend and ascend, hover, move rapidly and generally behave in ways that seem contrary to natural laws, Cooke stated. These craft could be the same as the UFOs that are sighted in the modern era, he suggested. Biblical figures such as Elijah, Moses and Enoch all experienced "divine abductions" which may relate to current reports of alien encounters. He also touched on other aspects of the Bible that seemingly portray paranormal activity, including cryptozoological creatures (see below), ghosts, and prophecy. In a verse written by David, his description of the afterlife-- "and we fly away" echoes that of near-death experiencers.

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10 comments:

Steven Bently said...

“And the angel answered and said unto [Mary], The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.”
--Luke 1:35, KJV.

Modern day translation - And so god having created a man and a woman in his image, he therefore saw a need to have a son to sacrifice for people's sins, so god lusted upon Mary's naked body in his mind and masturbated his semen into an angels hand and the angel flew across many great galaxies with other planets and humans, billions of light-years away and protected the sperm from ultraviolet radiation, gamma rays, sub-zero and extreme heat and during this time "Luke" the great physician without a last name checked to make 100% sure that Mary was therefore indeed a virgin and the angel took a syringe as the 11 year old Mary lay down on her back with her legs spread wide open and her clitorus exposed, the angel took a syringe and extracted the sperm from his hand and inserted it into Mary's ovuim.

Now a saviour is born, of course the bible god could have just as easily created jesus from the dust of the ground, but who would in their right mind ever believe such nonsense?

Steven Bently said...

Yeah I believe it's possible as much as you believe that your god masturbated in the hand of an angel and transported his sperm millions of light years away.

Just funny how you conveniently neglect anything else written except just what you want to believe.

So you believe it perfectly fine to impregnate a 11 year old girl, this shows just how sick and deluted your mind is.

So you happen to think it's ok to impregnate any girl or woman against her will?

You are one sick puppy!!!

Steven Bently said...

Since you believe 100% in virgin birth and you have two daughters, you're going to feel strange one day when one of your daughters tell you she's pregnant with a baby from a black man and she tells you she's a virgin, of course I know you'll believe her story.

Steven Bently said...

"Who said anything was transported millions of light years away? It isn't Biblical." (Where was it transported from?) Your answer Heaven? won't work!


"The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.”


Wait a minute, how can a Holy Ghost put a sperm on an ovium?

What's the difference between a Holy Ghost and an un-holy ghost?


Why do we need doctors when all they need to do is summons a (Holy Ghosty)

Steven Bently said...

"Virgins give birth everyday! Isn’t that incredible? "

Then there was certainly nothing special about one 2000 years ago, in your own words! Thanks,

Finally, you're one step closer to Atheistism!

Steven Bently said...

You're so childish, not worthy of my spare time!

Steven Bently said...

You smug bastard! Eat shit!

Steven Bently said...

Awl....jaybirds joints foolish ignorant comments got deleted...awl..pooh...oooopsie...hahahahahah

JayBird said...

It was embarassing for you to get such a Biblical beating wasn't it?
You and I will remember that for a long time, won't we?

Steven Bently said...

You're such a pitiful disgrace!!!

I cannot believe you claim to be an adult with a wife and kids...I pity them and you.

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL