My responce to Jaybird

"Exodus
Who was the author: Moses "
- (I thought you said god wrote the bible, now you say a man wrote the bible, there is no proof beyond the bible, that Moses ever existed and the bible is not proof of anything)

"Type of writing:
Deliverance from Slavery in Egypt"
- (the bible god could not intervene himself and stand up against a big powerful Pharoah and correct the situation himself, he had to send a Hebrew child..ha ha ha, so ridiculous, how many of god's favorite people died before Moses grew up to lead?.....oh you forgot to ask jesus)

"Where it was written: Somewhere in the Sinai Peninsula"
- (somewhere on papyrus....BS no paper, no pen...no modern technology, just ignorance)

"When it was written: 1450-1410 B.C. "
- (who cares? no one)

"Why it was written:"
- (no reason just hearsay, oral tradition, written out of ignorance)

"To display God’s faithfulness" (why does it need to be displayed? where does it say that in the bible?) "and protection to the promise He made to the nation of Israel."
- ( A promise he made to Abraham 400 years before, after thousands of his favorite people already died in slavery...ha ha ha, so beyond ridculous)

"Outline of events: "

"1. Moses (1-7)"
- (God came looking to kill Moses and his wife cuts off her son's foreskin and throws it to god and god spares Moses life, so beyond ridulous..ha ha ha)

"2. The 10 Plagues (7-13)"
- ( And god hardened Pharoah's heart, ha ha, I thought it was only Satan whom hardened hearts...how do you harden a heart?...so ridiculous)

"3. The Exodus from Egypt (14-18)"
- ( and they wondered around in the desert for 40 years..ha ha ha)

"4. The Ten Commandments (19-24)"
- ( and it took god 40 days and nights to write the ten commandments, yet he created the entire universe in just six days?..ha ha ha) and then he writes them differently the second time...oh god forgot how it was written the first time...hahahaha)

"5. Tabernacle and Worship Instructions (25-40)"
- (so go build ye an ark laced with gold to worship only me...."I am a jealous god" I want all the worship...ha ha ha, so ridculous)

"Key Verse: “Then the LORD said, ‘I have surely seen the affliction (after 400 years, slow ass god) of My people who are in Egypt, and have given heed to their cry (for 400 years) because of their taskmasters,...BS for I am aware of their sufferings…Come now, and I will send you to Pharaoh, so that you may bring My people, the sons of Israel, out of Egypt (Exodus 3:7, 10)" (what a crock of BS)

"What does Exodus have to do with anything?"
- (exactly, nothing it's all an unbelievable lie)

"Oh, I know, you don't understand it...because you do not have even a basic understanding of the Bible."
- (It's so hard to unbrainwash a self-righteous cult leader like you, a self-elected jackass)

A book, a book written over 2000 years ago by people who were ignorant sheep and goat herders.

"2000 years ago and older, and you can't explain how the incredible information of science, archaeological, and historical fact is there? "
- (yes I can, because there is none)

"How does this 2000+ year old book, keep making you look like a fool?"
- (look in a mirror to see a self-righteous jackass)

Compare humans with all animals, we are no different.

"Are you owned by an animal?....no humans own animals and have them as pets, not vice versa, because animals are not people. "
- (People owned black slaves D-A, and your bible condones having people as slaves, and from your tone, I'm sure you think you are better then some other humans (animals) don't you? Guess what? you're not!

"Do humans live in the zoo?....no because animals are not people."
- (People live in cages like animals called (jail cells) D-A, because they are a threat to other animals living outside)

"Do animals feed humans?...no because animals are not people."
- (we eat millions of them daily, their dead carcuses, their eggs, their milk, yes animals feed us)

"Do animals take humans to the doctor when we are sick?...no because animals are not people."
- (there have been documented cases where animals have called 911 for someone sick)

"Do animals invent new technology?...no because animals are not people."
-(there are animals and birds that uses sticks to aquire their food, a human baby is way too dumb to use a stick to get food)

"Are animals arrested for killing or maiming another animal and then judge and imprison?...no because they are not people, and we know that they cannot be held liable because of mental capacity and understanding. '
- (normally we just shoot them or put them in cages, just like we do to people)

"A person has personality. Someone with Personality has intellect, emotion, will, self-perception and self-direction. Animals do not fit all of these categories."
- (prove it)

"Because God especially created Man separate from everything else...He created Man in His own image. In the areas of personality that I stated above, this is how we are created in the image of God."
- (according to a book written by dumb ignorant animals)

The people who wrote the bible were wrong!!!!!

"Prove it."
-(I just did!)

Every article I've ever written on this blog proves the bible is nothing more than garbage written by ignorant animals, we conveniently like to call humans.

Why would you want to believe in a god that concerns himself with a man's/boy's penis?

Is your bible god gay?

3 comments:

JayBird said...

I told you, you do not have even a basic understanding of the Bible. You can't possibly understand "Exodus". Even when someone gives you a simple breakdown you get it all wrong...
simpleton...


"(who cares? no one)"

You do, very very much. Thats why you have a blog written about everything you say is ridiculous and ignorant. Because you hate the One who created you.


"(It's so hard to unbrainwash a self-righteous cult leader like you, a self-elected jackass)"

It is so hard to explain Scripture to an angry atheist like yourself who has no other explanation for the scientific, archaeological and historical evidence that confirms the most accurate of ancient writings.
And it drives him nuts when he receives a Biblical beating continuously, from a Fundy born-again Christian.


"Compare humans with all animals, we are no different."

Tell me, why don't they sell Human in the dog food section of the grocery stores?
Why?
Because no one believes your idiotic statement but yourself...



""2000 years ago and older, and you can't explain how the incredible information of science, archaeological, and historical fact is there? "
- (yes I can, because there is none)"

Sure there is. Please tell me, How did a 2000 year old book know that everything is made from invisible elements?
(Hebrews 11:3 “By faith we understand that the universe was created by the word of God, so that what is seen has been made from things that are not visible.”)


How is it that 3000 years ago, the Bible, (the book that keeps tearing you apart), state correctly pi?
Here is the reference, since you probably don't know it, (1 Kings 7:23)

It doesn't go away. It was written by man inspired by Almighty God. You cannot erase the information written in the Bible, and it drives you crazy!

Repent and Believe...


"Prove it."
"-(I just did!)"

All you have is your Opinions, and Opinions are never proof...

Now, Prove it.

JayBird said...

"My responce to Jaybird"


It was a "responce". If it were only a word.

I think you mean "Response"
to funny...

Pastor Steven Bently said...

think you mean "too funny"

"Hebrews (By Faith) We understand that the universe was created by the word of god, so what is seen has been made by what is visible."

By what???????????? Faith!...huh?

No knowledge?

That's your problem, you think Faith can create something...idiot!

I tell you, go out and build something on Faith!


YOU GOT TO HAVE FAITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Kenneth Copeland says you got to have FAITH!!!!!!!!!!

FAITH!!!!!
FAITH!!!!!
FAITH!!!!!
FAITH!!!!!
FAITH!!!!!
FAITH!!!!!

I have faith you will send Kenneth Copeland some money!!!!

Hebrews - he brews/she brews in their ignorance.

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL