Having a relationship with Jesus

When you have a personal relationship with Jesus

Does he send you flowers?

Does he call you by phone?

Does he speak to you in English?

How can that be, he only supposedly spoke Aramaic when did JC learn to speak English?

Are you two planning on marriage?

How can anyone in their right mind carry on a relationship with a 2000 year old dead corpse?

What, was you born yesterday?

Are you really that stupid?

Are you children so desperate, you are willing to believe anything, no matter how ignorant it sounds?

6 comments:

Andrew said...

I think you do a great job here of exposing the hate motivating your anti Christian stance.

And I think it is amusing that you think no one has to the courage to comment on your rants!

More likely, like the coward Loftus, you are deleting responses.

My ancestors came from a country ruled by people who talked about believers much like you do...of course, their philosphy, being anti God, ended up being anti human as well, and self destructed before it almost completely ruined the country.

I think the Syphillitic antheist Nietzsche summed it up well...

"Elimination of the weak and defective, the first principle of our philsophy. And we should help them to do it!"

Nietzsche the Syphillitic, The Anti Christ, sec. 2

Steven Bently said...

Your comment tells people more about you than it does about me.

I think John Loftus has already proved many times to everyone that you are an IDIOT!

Oh yeah, I forgot to delete your comment.

I won't be so kind, I think you are a (complete FOOL), I bet your parents are so proud of you!

So you're a believer eh?....that's all you have is a belief...no proof, no evidence...just a belief...which mounts to NOTHING.

Take your belief(s)and shove them up your ass, where they belong.

Preacher of KJV said...

The proof is staring you in the face. You fail to prove that you are right.

Steven Bently said...

I haven't 'failed' to prove one single thing. It idiots like you who are making extraordinary claims who have absolutely 'no proof'.

Examples:

Extraordinary claims without any proof:

Man made from dirt
Woman made from a rib
Talking Snake
Ark made from wood and pitch
Woman turned into a pillar of salt
A man can live in the belly of a whale for 3 days and nights
A man's strength is in his hair
Angels
Satan
a soul
holy spirits, evil spirits
virgin birth
walking on water
heaven
hell
miracles
blessings
prayer
people raised from the dead
donkey talking
a god
a jesus

You have no proof for none of these listed above, except what is written down on pages in a book over 2000 years ago.

If you've got proof outside of your 2000 year old book, then I would like to see it.

Otherwise, STFU..!!!!

Chief Tomahawk said...

I thought you were a science junkie???? Here's 2 easy ones if you've done your homework on your so called Evolution.

Man made from dirt - Man is part dirt according to your evolutionary theory crap.

Woman made from a rib - Ever seen the bone structure for other animals and how their bones are made of the same material as humans?? Makes me wonder.... and just proves this 1000x more.

Ark made from wood and pitch. - So it's a well constucted ark. Big deal?

walking on water - My dad did it. One time when he was 14, he and his brothers and sisters were in a boat fishing, a mocassin jumped in the boat with them and he jumped in the water and ran back to shore. When he got back to the ground, he was completely dry. Explanation? God.

Satan - Angel of Light. Enemy of God.

Angels - Saved. God's children in Heaven.

Let's quote a verse for all of these: With God, All Things are possible.

Talking Snake
virgin birth
A man can live in the belly of a whale for 3 days and nights

prayer - I can talk to God, and yes, I know he's real because I just talked to him. But you seem to be incoherent of understanding that this is possible.

blessings - Every breath breathed.

people raised from the dead - Only one I know of, Jesus Christ, who was God in the flesh.

You have to have way more faith to be an evolutionist than a Christian. Christians know how we came about, where we're going, and what we're doing. How can a fossil be 26 billion years old? Pretty sure rock crumbles before that time. The Earth is only around 6,000 to 8,000 years old, and dinosaurs and Humans co-existed, not separately. And look around you, every organism is wayyyyyyyy too complex to come from one tiny cell that you say started life.

Donna Smith said...
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This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL