Mind raped by jebus

I had a father-in-law that found jebus and after that, that he quit work and no longer provided for his family, some hick hillybilly preacher told him that there was no use in making money or saving for food, because all anyone needs is jebus, once found, all things will be provided for him and the lord will also provide, needless to say, he died a pennyless pauper.

The jebus proposition: Once saved, there's no need to work or have money, because it will prove to be useless, all you need is a belief in a mythical figure and all your worries in this world are over.

It's the next life where everything is important, with daily worship and praising jebus 24/7 with people lined up to touch his garment, and streets paved with gold and emeralds, rubies and diamonds every day forever.

This life has no purpose but to worship jebus and tell him how wonderful he is, jebus is like a dog whom cannot get enough,worship, praise and petting.

But, if you do not tell jebus how wondefrul he is, or believe in him, he will send you to hell.

What a shit sucking proposition, kissing a mythical figure's ass for all eternity???

28 comments:

Chief Tomahawk said...

LOL! That's your best post yet! You are so deranged on Christianity! You have NO idea what it is about.

I will admit, that preacher was stupid to tell your dad to quit work. Jesus will provide, only if you work for it the way he tells you too.

Oh, and Heaven is a reward, btw. Not just some place where you "chill out" for eternity.

I love reading your senseless posts because common sense tells you there is a designer to everything, including us and the world around us.

Steven Bently said...

You know what?

I will agree there is a designer to the universe!

But I will disagree that there is a designer that requires worship and sent himself down as his only begotten son and demands worship and sends people to hell just because they do not believe in his only son.

So basically you are full of shit as usual.

Chief Tomahawk said...

Who said he demands worship?? If he demanded it, you wouldn't have a free will, like you do now. It's your choice, therefore, it's not demanding. I guess when your mom used to ask you to clean your room as a kid she was demanding.

Steven Bently said...

If you had not been threatened with the threat of a hell fire then millions of idiots like you would not attempt to set foot in a man made building every sunday and pretend to worship invisible beings.

Chief Tomahawk said...

You must mean the fire at the center of the earth called Hell huh? It's 100% real, and just because you don't believe it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

And yes, it is a man made building, but it's kind of hard for God to be invisible when you fellowship with him.

Chief Tomahawk said...

and just to point out any fallacies in your post.... You said all we'll be doing is worshipping Jesus for all eternity. That's true... partly. Why do you think you have your own mansion (not a room like other Bible versions have indicated)? You'll also be with your loved ones and no one there is a stranger.

I know it all seems complicated to you, but it usually is to the weak minded ;) It's ok though. haha

Steven Bently said...

Guess what you stupid dolt???

It's all a fucking lie!!!!

There is no hell, no god, no jebus,
no angels, no judgment, no loved one's, no revelations,, no debil...grow the fuck up will ya?

Chief Tomahawk said...

Boy aren't you going to feel like an idiot on judgement day? The only reason you say that is because you were never close to God to start with. If you were, you would know that your lying.

Steven Bently said...

If you're so close to god, what does he look like, dumbass?

Steven Bently said...

Let me guess, he looks like you and sounds like Charlston Heston...what a dumbass you are!!!

Chief Tomahawk said...

Well, I can't tell you that since "no man hath seen nor heard God at any time". Do you know what 1 billion dollars looks like? No. But you know it exists? Duh. And you have agreed that there has to be a designer to the world. I like how people like you seem to think they have it all figured out.... and yet they are so far from the truth they wouldn't know if it looked them in the eye... which you are clearly demonstrating.

Steven Bently said...

Please explain where's there's any truth in the bible?

A god that comes down disguised as his only son, to save souls because he is lacking in his ability to do something???

It's all bullshit and you're a fool to believe it!

Chief Tomahawk said...

1. He wasn't "disguised". He revealed himself as the son of God. He wasn't hiding from anything.

2. He wasn't lacking if he's doing it now. He just didn't have the bridge built yet. I'm sure there's things you haven't finished yet, right? God could have very easily said it, and there would have been no need to send his son, or himself in the flesh. He did it this way to let us have a part in it. Preachers were never intended for a church, there was supposed to be a Holy Spirit teacher, but He decided to let us have a part in it.

I'm no fool.... according to Psalm 26:1.

The fool hath said, there is no God.

Steven Bently said...

The bible written by ignorant men, believed by ignorant people.

a god nor a jesus never wrote one word of the bible.


The bible was written about a god and a jesus that no one has ever seen.

Chief Tomahawk said...

"The bible was written about a god and a jesus that no one has ever seen."

What do you mean? 500 people saw him rise into Heaven. Your just mad because you weren't one of them. Get your facts straight.

Steven Bently said...

Oh?

What were their names????

Just supply one of the names of the 500 people....what a dumb-ass you are!

Chief Tomahawk said...

I dare you to name someone from over 2,000 years ago. It's common sense Jesus walked the Earth.

If you don't think I'm going a good job with my argument.... I would love to see a blog post on yours with your beliefs on how we got here, logically. Not your same useless crap.

Steven Bently said...

You cannot explain anything to an religious idiot!!!

Just because no one knows how we got here and why, does not in any way make the bible true by default.

Just because the bible was written before you got here and people like you are stupid enough to believe it, does not make the bible
true by default.

Chief Tomahawk said...

You are 100% right.

No one knows how we got here. Then how do you trust what the world says about anything? What do you believe it was like a fairytale... and WOOM! we're here? How do you call me an idiot for that idea?

Let me ask you something... why does the wind blow? What makes it blow?

Here's what makes the Bible true: God. Without him, it's a fake. But there IS a God. Common sense tells you that, and I can see that you lack that.

Steven Bently said...

Don't you realize that the earth and all galaxies are floating in a vacuum in space?

The wind is caused by solar rays as the earth spins on a daily basis, the atmosphere is kept here by gravity which is moved and controlled by solar wind from the sun, lightning is also caused by static collected in the clouds from solar wind from the sun.

You would prefer to just believe a god did it rather than to find out how it all works, that way you can defend your silly childhood beliefs.

That's exactly what the people who wrote the bible did, they had rather say a god did it so they could make up ignorant stories so they could control how people like you think, which is what all religions do, is control how people think and not that which is truth, all you have is a belief, you have no understanding of absolute truth, mainly because you do not want to know what the real truth is.

You reject reality and prefer to have a belief, a belief is not a fact, a belief is just a belief, it's not a knowing of truth.

I have a knowing of truth, but you reject truth, because you would prefer to have a belief, because you have been told a belief will benefit you some time in the future, but it's all a lie, told from human to human.

We've all been lied to and mislead by other humans, in hopes of a belief, invented over 2000 years ago, by a bunch of ignorant sheep and goat herders.

Steven Bently said...

Don't you realize that the earth and all galaxies are floating in a vacuum in space?

The wind is caused by solar rays as the earth spins on a daily basis, the atmosphere is kept here by gravity which is moved and controlled by solar wind from the sun, lightning is also caused by static collected in the clouds from solar wind from the sun.

You would prefer to just believe a god did it rather than to find out how it all works, that way you can defend your silly childhood beliefs.

That's exactly what the people who wrote the bible did, they had rather say a god did it so they could make up ignorant stories so they could control how people like you think, which is what all religions do, is control how people think and not that which is truth, all you have is a belief, you have no understanding of absolute truth, mainly because you do not want to know what the real truth is.

You reject reality and prefer to have a belief, a belief is not a fact, a belief is just a belief, it's not a knowing of truth.

I have a knowing of truth, but you reject truth, because you would prefer to have a belief, because you have been told a belief will benefit you some time in the future, but it's all a lie, told from human to human.

We've all been lied to and mislead by other humans, in hopes of a belief, invented over 2000 years ago, by a bunch of ignorant sheep and goat herders.

Chief Tomahawk said...

If all I have is a belief, then what do you call those scientific THEORIES??

Chief Tomahawk said...

and another thing, let's start with the basics. Energy is never created or destroyed according to the Law of Conservation of Mass. THEN HOW DID WE GET HERE? It's common sense!!

Steven Bently said...

You're calling scientific facts....theories???

But you're calling the bible with absolutely no evidence or proof....facts???

How did we get here?

We are the result of what a massive amount of time (billions of years, perhaps trillions of years) will produce.

First, there were dinosaurs, and they were destroyed by a death star or meteor, then we evolved from microbes, that's all we are is microbes...walking viruses, we each have thousands of different kinds of viruses living in us.

To prove that dinosaurs lived, we still have a few around living with us that survived, cockroaches, alligators, crocks, lizards, snakes, cranes, turtles, all reptiles.

No god created the universe, massive amounts of time created us and everything.

No one can easily comprehend large massive amounts of time because we only experience a small amount of time each day, have you ever noticed how fast each day goes?

We are the result of what a massive amount of time will produce, in this galaxy.

Other galaxies have life forms, but only what is available to produce that life, perhaps oxygen, perhaps methane, perhaps hydrogen, hydrogen is the most abundant gas in the entire universe, yet we need oxygen to breath, which is produced by plants and trees and water, not supplied by a god, but plants, trees, and water.

There are over 125 billion galaxies similar to ours, no one can say there is no other life out there, and do you think they need a jesus to save their souls?

Jesus and god are made up by men, to justify our existence, because they never knew about other galaxies and other planets, they had very little knowledge of anything, except they professed to know all about an invisible god whom no one had ever seen.

How would you like for me to write a book about you not having ever seen you, how accurate do you think it would be? Do you think I could call that book about you absolute truth? What if I professed that you told me all about you telepathically, how much information do you think I could get right? How much information do you think I could get wrong about you?

Then I said in that book your holy spirit entered me and told me all about you, how much do you think I would get right, since you believe in the holy spirit, send me some information using your holy spirit, but first prove to me a holy spirit exists, you can't.

See, all you have is a belief, no proof, no evidence.

That's what christianity is all about, dishonesty, self-deception, lies to make you believe in something that cannot be true and you like it because it makes you feel superior to those whom are not easily fooled as you are, but you are the one who got fooled and got short changed into a belief, which cannot be proved and has no evidence.

Steven Bently said...

You ignorant jackass!!!!

Chief Tomahawk said...

I love how the truth was deleted! ok, if you truly believe that, repeat after me.

I totally reject Jesus Christ, and by saying this, there is no chance he will strike me dead.


If you can say that, and totally mean that, well, good luck.

Steven Bently said...

Gladly....there is no fucking god or jesus!!!

Goddamn your fucking god and jesus....and I'm cussing the god and jesus that is not there.

There is no god or jebus!!!


So now I dare you to go tell a paleontologist that dinosaur bones are fake, I know you won't, mainly because (1), you don't know one and secondly you're afraid you'll get the shit beat out of you for being so fucking ignorant!!!

Chief Tomahawk said...

I will gladly tell a paleontologist the bones are fake. The difference between me and you is I tell the truth. There is a God, obviously.

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL