Before the Bible can be true, these claims must also be true.

* The world is only 6 thousand years old.

* A god has to rest every seven days and has to constantly be reminded about how great a god he is by song and praise. (Otherwise, he'll send you to hell.)

* People and animals can be created from dirt.

* A god has no control over evil.

* Bushes, snakes and donkeys can sometimes talk .

* Flooding the entire earth with water and killing every living thing will eliminate all evil.

* The Sun goes around the earth every day.

* The world is flat and the earth is at the center of the universe.

* No other planets or galaxies exist.

* Prayer has special secret power to influence a god to change his mind.

* Miracles and blessing are happening every moment.

* A god and jesus lives in the clouds above us, as planes and rockets fly right through them.

* Angels and demons abound everywhere.

* God loves everybody, but if you do not believe in his son he will send you to hell.

* Diseases are caused by demons, evil spirits and witch spells.

* Dinosaurs never existed, Satan planted those bones on earth to deceive the believers and to weaken their faith.

* Someone can kill 1000 men with the jawbone of a donkey because their strength is in their hair.

* A person can live in the belly of a whale for three days and nights and survive.

* The heart is the center of all thought and emotions.

* There is no such thing as a brain.

* Your penis must be circumcised to enter the kingdom of heaven.

* Virgin birth is possible.

* Jesus is alive and is walking around somewhere.

* People can be raised from the dead.

* Water can be turned into wine.

*  An uncircumsized male nor a bastard child cannot enter the kingdom of heaven.

* 5000 people can easily be fed with two loaves of bread and two fishes.

* The human heart has vocal cords and can speak directly to the Bible god.

* The study of science is the work of the devil.

* The invisible god, jesus, demons, angels, satan, heaven, hell, souls and invisible beings can only exist by having extreme amounts of faith.

* Mountains can be moved with faith no larger than the size of a mustard seed.

* A christian can drink any poison and it will not kill them.

* A christian can handle poisonous snakes and they will not die.

* All women, (females) are the cause of all the worlds problems and has always been.

 A person can be talking to themselves and be judged insane, but if someone is seen pretending to talk to and praying to invisible deities they are considered wise and noble.

If you happen to kill a group of people that you do not like and then tell people you had a vision of Jesus, afterwards you will be recognizedized as a Saint.

If a person is suffering from delusions they are labeled insane, but if a group of people are suffering from delusions it is called a religion.

There’s no intelligent person who has not sit calmly to reason and question their religion honestly without rejecting it.


Chatpilot said...

As I've always said in my blog the more you read the bible the sillier it looks. Those tales are too stupid to even be considered historical in any sense.

Steven Bently said...

Yeah Chat, what's so stupid is that people don't want to know the truth, they would rather trust a neighbor or pastor to tell them the truth because they are christians.

Steven Bently said...

And we got dumb asses like Jaybird and Corey telling people they're talking to their phoney god.

Chatpilot said...

They're not dumb buddy, they are just deluded. I know, I used to be on that side of the fence almost 18 years ago. When you are a theist, especially a fundie you believe with all your heart that what you think you know by faith is true.

The deeper your delusion the harder it is to break free from it. It took me approximately four years to completely get over my delusions. But now I can proudly say as an atheist that I have been truly saved from the insanity that is religion and religious beliefs.

Steven Bently said...

You're absolutely right my intelligent friend, they are not dumb, they(xtains), have been grossly misinformed and down-right lied to, but they are so afraid of eternal punishment that they are not willing to take the risk to step out of their xtain cult to investigate where their bible and their religious authorities are misleading them.

That was going to be my next post on how people in America have been so grossly misinformed.

It boils down to lies, deception, fraud, underhanded, conniving, and evil disguised as being good, etc.

Stay tuned, Chat!!!...LOL

Steven Bently said...

The word "love" has no place in religion nor the buybull, there is no display of love anywhere in the buybull.

You will propbably retort that god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, etc.etc.

But a loving god would have never allowed evil to exist nor implemented a hell to exist in the in the first place.

Steven Bently said...

Nor would a loving god use death and murder just to prove a point!!!

Chatpilot said...

Agreed Steven! This biblical deity is nothing more than a celestial bully or as I like to call him an ass hole lol. There is nothing loving about what he allegedly did when being almighty he could simply have just forgiven mankind for their "sin" and restore us to our former glory. I mean it's technically his rules so he can break or bend them at his will. The bible demonstrates that he had done this several times on various occasions.

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL