Today is May 22, 2011
Jebus has come and claimed his Saints, if you are still here on earth you are destined for hell.
It's guaranteed, it's in the buybull !!!
It is now Saturday May 21, 2011 and I'm all alone, Jebus has collected all of his Saints. All of the Christians have disappeared and I'm writing from HELL !!! Wait a minute! Here is my mother, there's Pat Robertson and Billy Graham, I see more Christians everywhere!
Do you mean to tell me that this was all a stupid dammned lie???
The great biblical tribulation as predicted by some religious fool named Harold Camping, the rapture begins on:
May 21, 2011
GOD AND JEBUS ARE KILLING PEOPLE AT THIS POINT IN TIME TO PREPARE CHRISTIANS FOR THE GREAT TRIBULATION WITH TORNADOES AND TSUNAMIS, EARTHQUAKES, HURRICANES, FLOODS ,VOLCANOES, FAMINES, PESTILENCES AND DISEASES TO WARN EVERYONE THAT JEBUS IS COMING SOON AND HE LOVES YOU, SO NOW IS THE TIME TO TAKE HEED AND REPENT AND BE SAVED ALL YOU HEATHEN INFIDEL PAGAN SINNERS!!!!.
If you're on this list below you're destined and bound straight for HELL!!!
You worthless god's favorite people, all you Jews, You self-righteous Mormons, Damn Fool Catholics, Insane Muslims, Jackass Buddhas, Intelligent Atheists, Frigging Non-Baptists, Smart Communists, Stubborn Nonbelievers, Jebus Doubters, Sceptics, Adulterers, Non-conformists, Non-christians, Wiccans, You dope heads, Ye of little faith, You Spineless Nuns, You with your hardened heart, You scoffers, You idol worshippers, You incestuous inbreeds, You reprobates, You murderers, You liars, You false preachers, You thieves, You adulterers, You lesbians, You whores, You workers of iniquity, You prisoners, You god-damned God and Jebus haters, You drunkards and winos, You witches, You devil worshippers, You homeless bastards, You rapists, You false prophets, You rich business men/women, You child molesters, You queers, You homosexuals, You baby raping faggots, You Aborigines, You sinful Eskimos, You self-righteous cretins, You useless Pope.
You all know exactly who you are, God knows what's in your heart...there ain't no slipping by...You're all condemned and going to burn and rot in HELL !!!!!
Only self-professing Baptists - Methodists - Protestant - Christians will be saved from the ravishing flames of HELL !!!
Claim Jesus as your personal savior, NOW !!!! Do It NOW !!!
Just remember, Jebus loves everybody and God, he loves the smell of burning flesh!!!
Today is May 22, 2011
To claim to be a Christian does not prove one to be an honest person, if it did you would never hear of any Christians committing any crimes, like thievery, embezzlement, adultery, lying, cheating, stealing, even murder, but as long as they believe they can blame a man invented invisible being (satan) for all their crimes and not blame themselves and then get instant forgiveness from another man made invisible being (jebus) from being influenced by the man made invisible being satan.
Someone who claims to be a christian is an emotionally psychotic fool.