Obvious faults found in the Buy-bull

The buybull is the total fabrication of very uneducated men.
Genesis - the first book of the buybull, was supposedly written by whom?
Moses, whom wasn't yet born, yet it is written as if he was actually there himself to witness the whole creation process himself.
Moses wasn't born until over some 400 years later on after some people supposedly lived over 800 years themselves.
A God can create the entire universe in just six days, yet he can't author nor write a book for himself, he has to inspire the wicked infidels that (he regretted making) to write it for him.
A God has to rest after seven days, it's apparently hard work speaking things into existence after six whole days.
God supposedly told Adam to name all the animals but he forgot to name the months and days of the week which where named after Norse and Greek gods.
A seven day week had not yet been established by humans, nor had any of the days been named -Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday-Friday-Saturday-Sunday
The buybull was written as if the earth is the only planet in existence in the entire universe and
it is being monitored and watched by a god through a small pin hole lens.
The buybull god is supposedly an all knowing god, but yet he has to ask Adam and Eve where where they? He has to ask Cain where was his brother? Cain said his punishment was too great
because everyone that finds him will want to kill him, yet there were supposedly only three people in existence at that time.
The Forbidden Tree Of Good and Evil fabrication.
If you were to place a loaded weapon accessible to children who never seen a loaded weapon before and told them to not touch the weapon and knowing full well that children are naturally curious, would you expect them to listen to you? Of course not!
Even if you told each one of them they were going to die, and them not knowing what death is, would they listen to you?
Of course not!
So to prevent a tragedy and already knowing what the outcome would be, what would a wise all-knowing god do?? (simple)
He/she would put the loaded weapon (tree) out of their freaking reach.
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If you already knew where everything was, Would you ask anyone where they had been?
Would you ask someone where their brother is located, especially if you already knew he had been murdered?
Perhaps a man that invented a god would ask these ignorant questions!
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If you were a smart and wise god and already knew that flooding the earth would not put an end to all evil what would you do?
Would you still commission someone to build a boat and summons all the animals, birds and insects to board it and then flood the whole planet and yet already knowing all along it would be just a waist of time? I hardly think so!
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If you were invisible and wanted people to believe in you, would you send yourself to earth inseminate a virgin girl and have yourself murdered so that no one could see you and so then they could only believe in you by having faith, would that be the proof and evidence of a smart and wise god?
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If you could eliminate all evil and suffering and death just by speaking your voice but choose not to, is that the evidence for a true all loving merciful god?
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If I were a murderer of Christians and I told you that I had a vision of a savior, would you still believe everything from that point on what I said and wrote about and then later on label me as a divine Saint?
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If you were a god and had sex with a young virgin girl out of wedlock, and you were vehemently against adultery, would you also then be labeled an adulterer?

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The buy-bull has so many holes in it, it should be called Swiss cheese!!!

3 comments:

Chatpilot said...

I could literally write a book by rote of all the stupid stories in the bible. Not to mention God's so called bone headed plan of salvation, and the many many biblical inconsistencies and blatant contradictions. To say the bible has so many holes that they should call it Swiss cheese does not do it justice.

Steven Bently said...

Ha Ha that's funny! But it's all true, Chat...lol What else has lots of holes in it?

Big Fat Heretic said...

Yeah! This is really sweet! I love it.

OK, if God is so powerful, creating trillions suns that are nuclear furnaces, and novas and super novas and hyper novas . . .then . . .

Why is it that God could not defeat and enemy army because they had chariots of iron?

Did not God fuse the elements together in many super nova explosions to create the
element, iron, and many heavier elements beyond iron in the periodic chart of elements? Well . . . . . did he???

So, why is it, that this great and powerful God could not defeat an army that
had iron chariots???

What a piss-poor pathetic God we have here!

No, I don't believe that Jesus Christ is going to come again, because if he did
and he saw the great iron chariots (army tanks) h would say to the Heavenly Father, Hey Dad? Forget it! We can not defeat the armies of earth now! You should see the
really great iron chariots they now have!

Then God the father looks down, and says . . .Oh shit!!!

We'll just sit this one out!

Yeah! Now how pathetic is that???

This alone blows a hole in the BUY-BULL so big you can drive
and 18 wheeler truck through it!

Oh wait! I forgot! A camel can pass through the eye of a needle! Right???

Now, that's something I'd like to see!

Yeah! The BUY-BULL is so full of contradictions that the contradictions
even contradict one another!!!

By the way . . . I would advise against using BUY-BULL paper for
rolling joints, because the ink is toxic.

Toilet paper, yes! But rolling joints, no!

OK, I think I'll shut up now!

But only for now!

Later!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL