What we now know in 2008

We now know from the invention of the microscope, that diseases are caused by germs, bacteria and viruses, and not caused by demon possession and evil spirits or witch spells.

We now know that prayer is self-deception and has no effect on any illness or any object or thing.

We now know through medical research, that the heart is not the storage center of all thought and emotions, it does not have a door, nor does the heart get hard or wax cold, the brain is the center of all thought and emotions, the word (brain) is not in the bible, Why did not the bible god know about the brain?

We now know that lightning bolts are not the result of being thrown from an angry god.

We now know that thunder is not the sound coming from an angry god, it is the sound from the explosion of lightning.

We now know that rainbows are caused by the prism effect seen by light rays being reflected in water droplets, and not caused by a promise from a god not to flood the earth. Rainbows are not seen by every person on earth right after a rain.

We now know that the earth is not flat.

We now know that the Sun does not revolve around the earth.

We now know that the earth is not in the center of the universe.

We now know that a person cannot live three days in the belly of a whale.

We now know that virgin birth is not possible.

We now know that snakes and donkeys cannot talk.

We now know that the Bible is a book full of foolish lies written by superstitious and ignorant goat and sheep herders.

5 comments:

Clint said...

We now know that your life would be absolutely meaningless without the life-work of constantly "refuting" your perceptions of Christianity.

Miss Vicki said...

so you mean...

That when it's raining and the sun is shining at the same time...

It's not the Devil beating his wife?

LOL -- were you been?

Steven Bently said...

Hi Vicki, just been laying low for a while <:-)

Oh Clint, oh Clint what is "your perception" of Christianity?

Let me guess, you think it's true....duh?

Steven Bently said...

After a quick scan of your blog profile..You love Jebus!

Jesus who? You mean the one whom Saul/Paul had a vision on the way to Damascus? 30-40 AD?

Yeah that's so very believable, good luck wit dat shyte Bud!

Steven Bently said...

After a quick scan of your blog profile..You love Jebus!

Jesus who? You mean the one whom Saul/Paul had a vision on the way to Damascus? 30-40 AD?

Yeah that's so very believable, good luck wit dat shyte Bud!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL