Prayer, an exercise in futility

According to google, there are at least 2 billion self-claimed christians world-wide that believe a god and jesus exists and are constantly listening to and answering their prayers daily.

If only 1 percent of those christians are praying at any given time, that would mean that their god and jesus are receiving approximately 20 million prayers in a 24 hour period, this would calculate to 833 thousand prayers per hour or 140 thousand prayers per minute that would calculate to be (2,300), 2 thousand 300 prayers received by their god and jesus per second and spoken in over 2 thousand different languages completely understood and answered prayers.

So by this theory of just 1 percent of christians praying, the christian god and jesus are listening to, analyzing, answering and acting upon at the very least, 2,3oo prayers per second. By these figures god and jesus cannot get anything done like clean the toilets or wash the windows in heaven because they are having to work overtime hours with just answering prayers. Satan has absulutely nothing to do, because no christain prays to satan for their petty and selfish desires, besides satan just don't give a damn about clean toilets or windows.

Now if only 2 percent of people pray at any given time you can just double the figures and so on up to the 100 percent mark to, 2 billion prayers per hour.

This does not include prayers claimed to be heard and answered by Muslims, Catholics, Jews, or any other religious sect.

So here is a list of the possible answers from the christian god and jesus:

Yep - Nope - Maybe, Perhaps - Possibly! - Could be! - If it's Gods will!
Try again tomorrow! - I'll think about it! - (god), I'll ask jesus!
(jesus), I'll ask god! - Can't understand what you're saying?
Why are you bothering us? - That's way too petty! - You're drunk!
You don't believe in Jesus? - You're on medication!
You're on illegal drugs! - Not today! - Try again later!
Sure, no problem! - If I could, I would! - Sounds reasonable!
That's not possible! - Tough luck, kido! - Don't be ridiculous!
I couldn't care less! - Just forget about it!
We don't answer prayers! - Stop waisting your time praying to us!

So as anyone with even a slight hint of common sense can tell, prayer is nothing more than a man-made delusion invented to distract ignorant people from having a justified outlook in reality.