End of time nonsense!

Well it's official, the date to the end of the world as we know it has been officially prophesied!

Biblical scholar Harold Camping (http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl18.htmhas) made his official prediction.

2011-MAY-21 Harold Camping, President of Family Radio, predicts that "we can know from the Bible alone that the date of the rapture of believers will take place on" 2011-MAY-2011. His previous estimate was 1994-SEP-06 which seems to have failed. Some of his followers gathered around dressed in their Sunday best and carrying their Bibles open to the sky, but were disappointed.
His reasoning for this new date is:
"The number 5 ... equals "atonement." 10 is "completeness." 17 means "heaven."Christ was executed on 33-APR-01. The interval from that date to 2011-APR-01 is exactly 1,978 years. 1,978 multiplied by 365.2422 days (the average number of days in each solar year) = 722,449 days, Add an arbitrary 51 days brings the total days since Jesus' execution to: 722,500 which will occur on 2011-MAY-21.
Now, (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500. This can be interpreted as: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared.
Unfortunately, the date of Jesus' execution by the Roman occupation army is not known. Dates range from the year 29 to 33. However, if Camping's computational process is correct but is based on the wrong year, then the rapture would have already happened.
Camping said: "Five times 10 times 17 is telling you a story. It's the story from the time Christ made payment for your sins until you're completely saved." 7

So I propose a wager to Mr. Harold Camping

I am willing to bet $1,000,000 (one million US dollars) to Mr. Camping that May 21st, 2011 will not be the end of the world as he has foolishly predicted.

Now If I am wrong, I will owe Mr.Camping one million dollars and will be burning in hell, but if he is wrong, he will need to send $1,000,000 payable in cash to me receivable on May 22, 2011

What do I have to lose? Nothing! If I loose, I'll be indisposed in hell and he'll get eternal life with jebus, but if he is wrong, I'll expect to gain one million bucks, and he'll be the laughing jackass brunt of jokes for the rest of his life...deal or no deal?


Sakura said...

XD lol, I love these end of times predictions. They ALWAYS make me laugh like crazy!! It's just like the people who make a big deal over 2012, and saying the world's gonna end...I wonder what they're all gonna do when the next day rolls around >_>

Steven Bently said...

Yeah, I would even give him until June 1st 2011 to send me the money, but as we all know, he's just another lying fraud con-man.

Perhaps Christians should kill themselves before May 21st, 2011 so they won't have to witness the tribulation...lol

Chatpilot said...

When will these fucking Christian dumb asses realize that by making predictions of the return of Christ they are contradicting their own scriptures? Mark 13:32 (KJV)
"But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father." For fucks sake! Christ does not even know when he is supposed to come back! Christians defy logic and have no sense of reason.

Someone needs to remind this asshole that 1. Jesus did not exist and 2. If he did, he died and he is not coming back!

Steven Bently said...

Good point there Chat!, the xtains are so adamant about their beliefs they want the story of jebus to be true so much they are willing to overlook any anomalies posited by any religious figure.

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!

This magnificent pile of shit destroyed by the god of lightning!!!
Big Butter Jesus, Destroyed!! In the twinkling of an eye....LOL

Divine Justice?

Divine Justice?
Jebus is in hell...!

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL

This eyesore off of I-75 in Ohio finally gone, Praise Tha Friggin Lord...LOL
Ahh... that looks much better! Thank You!, Thank You!, Jeebus!..LOL