A New King Is BORN !
Just imagine what the world would have been like if the Bible based god had not sent himself down and disguised as himself in the flesh to save all the sinners from hell?
Poor little baby Jesus(god) laying there in that manger wrapped up in a swaddling cloth and it was windy and cold and no heat, toes, fingers freezing, laying there in a ole dusty barn with smelly cows, camels, donkeys, pigs, and mules, and nothing to eat, while god is up there toasty warm watching the large screen TV, and god in heaven is wondering when the money will start flowing in, around the time Jesus reaches 14.
The little one laying there sent to us by god to forgive us all for our sins, and no one would put them up for the night because they had no pity upon them and they were doing the best that they could under the circumstanses....weeping...awe....cryinging...tears flowing...violins and harps playing dreadfully sad music, poor little baby Jesus couldn't fend for himself because he didn't know yet that he was sent from god....weeping...tears....please bow down and worship him....oh...weeping crying and tears!
Pray for Jesus, oh pray ye always......weeping and tears!! What a blessing he is?
Pray that Jesus gets to go to be with his father and to be with him forever and ever....oh weeping and tears!!!
Pray ye always, pray damn you, pray even if you don't believe, pray!
Fuck Jesus!!!
2 comments:
Too funny Steven lol but very good. It is evident that the biblical account of Jesus life makes as much sense as trying to read a book backwards or upside down.
Yeah, I can't see how so many buy into it for so long, I understand the fear of standing up to your parents for fear of rejection, but after say 40 or 50 years if you don't get it's all bullshit by then, you're pretty much psychotic by then.
Just imagine the anticipation of the arrival of a New King back then, isn't that so fucking ridiculous, it's just iron age ignorance and xtains think they have finally found their king.
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